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11 funny parenting quotes that sum up life perfectly

22nd April 2019

Sometimes you just need to know there is someone that relates to you. So here’s some of our favourite parenting quotes we’ve been told to help you know you’re not alone….

- Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet... No one really knows how to do it.

- You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

- At bedtime all children become dehydrated philosophers who need a cuddle.

- When a parent tells their kids ‘in a minute’ what they’re really saying is ‘please forget’.

- When your ‘parenting voice’ is so loud that even your neighbour brushes their teeth and gets dressed.

- The hardest part of parenting is being fake cross when your kids do something hilarious.

- Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: everyone is yelling, everything is sticky, it’s the same music over and over again, and then someone pukes.

- If you don’t know where your kids are in the house, turn off the Wifi and watch them magically appear.

- They say it takes a village to raise children...well get me to that village today ‘cos I could do with some support!  

- One day I will be thankful that my children are strong-willed, but that will not be today.

- You know your life has changed when going to the supermarket alone is like a mini-vacation.


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